The New Cigarettes

Are cellphones; for those with idol hands and ears and a fear of standing outside alone without appearing occupied or important.

Garbage Day

The Korazee neighbor was hauled away again last night. Hopefully this time for good. It's not that I am prejudice against mentally deranged people. But when they cause ME to lose sleep, are loud and obnoxious, take things out of my trash and litter the streets and sidewalks, take off their clothes off in public, scare little kids and animals, and stop traffic, thus hampering the natural flow of life in the neighborhood I have a problem with them.